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Lolz by xxColdAsIcexx, literature

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Artist
  • Ireland
  • Deviant for 15 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
Hi! I'm Iris and welcome to my deviant art page! Rather than bore you with another rendition of me talking endlessly, I'll say this:

TEN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops!"



2.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."



3. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally



4. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.



5. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"



6. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"



7. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.



8. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.




9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.



10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Current Residence: Ireland
Favourite genre of music: irish folk, heavy metal, stuff in different languages
Favourite photographer: I don't have one, every photo possesses it's own beauty
Favourite style of art: anime, regualr people, fairies, fantasy
MP3 player of choice: Ipod nano, i dont have one but my mom does
Shell of choice: turtle
Wallpaper of choice: snow storm with a solitary figure
Skin of choice: my own is nice, thank you
Favourite cartoon character: I'd have to say my own, Sayuri or Yuki
Personal Quote: When I grew up, little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a vampire

Favourite Visual Artist
Amy Brown
Favourite Movies
Practical Magic
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Blackmore's Night, Dragonforce,
Favourite Writers
Edgar Allen Poe
Favourite Games
Dead Rising or Resistance
Favourite Gaming Platform
idk
Tools of the Trade
force or violence works best
Other Interests
Drawing, writing, singing, transforming into an ouber awesome demon

Angry

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I really wish that I had my own car so I could drive off and get away for a little while!  My mom won't let me go back to my old school, even though it's closer and less expensive, and all my friends are there. She says she doesn't care if I don't like it, she says it's not about socializing.  But if I don't socialize, then I'll attract more attention, she says I should conform a little more. I miss my real friends, all the people here are stuck up and don't realize what they have.  I guess I should be happy that I get to go to a nice school, but it's driving me insane! I barely have any friends and I have no one I can trust, at least at m
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I'm screwed

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I'm supposed to be the smart kid in my class yet why do I feel like I'm completely screwed?  We have mid-terms coming up and I feel as if I am going to fail horribly!  It's 50% of our final grade and the teachers aren't making it any better! "The mid-terms are extremely important and it is essential that you pass," This is what I hear everyday, every period, yes, all nine of them.  I'm starting to feel sick to my stomach when I hear it. Thank god I bring my sketchbook to school!  It's the only place where I can truely be ALONE!  (Enjoilife136- Too bad Dennis doesn't have a drum set to carry around!) Wish me luck, I might not be on for a wh
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Happy Friday

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Happy Friday everyone!  I know you, like me, will probably have this weekend marred because of midterms!  And also because the week always seems REALLY long! On the bright side, I've got a part in a musical I'm participating in!  It's my first time being in one of my school's plays because I'm new and I'm surprised that I actually got a part.  Many of my friends got stuck in the enssomble, I don't think I spelled that right. Either way, try to live up the weekend as much as you can!  Do it for me because I'm probably not going to be living up anything because of the multiple reveiw sheets our teachers have assigned!
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Thanks for the favs!
And thank you so much for the watch :blushes:
you could probably take picyures of your drawing as like a second idea instead of a scanner for now
I don't have a camera!
too much work, so did u guys get a new stove yet? I cant believe it exploded!
lol so you heard? yea we ordered the part for it i dont know when its getting here though